Lady Lion's Little Primarchs

There were some things in human culture that just refused to truly die. They would go underground for a bit, often being forgotten in that time, and then resurface. An example would be large travelling circuses with smaller shows attatched to them. The current iteration of this phenomena had the smaller shows being what the Emperor called vaudeville. One of these circuses was coming to Terra, and the Primarchs were excited. Angron was looking forward to the strong man, and no one was surprised by this. Angron liked fights, honor, and strength above anything else. Corvus was looking forward to the trapeeze act, it was advertised as people flying without wings. Sanguinius was also looking forward to the trapeeze act. The Lion and Leman were both looking forward to the animal taming act. "There's going to be one called the 'sphere of death'," Konrad said. He seemed very interested in that one. "Unless it has been changed that will be people riding bikes in...

There were many people in the Imperium who viewed the Imperial Palace as an ulitimate destination. It seemed that the seat of a galactic empire was a great draw for people who wanted to gaze upon power. Also fangirls, and some fanboys, were drawn to the Palace for the chance to see the Emperor, a Custodian, Malcador, or the Primarchs. There were tours of the Palace for a small fee, but they were usually kept away from the Emperor, Malcador, and the Primarchs. Custodians were not so lucky, but Valdor kept most of them out of the way as well. The Emperor and the Primarchs were in one of the rooms far from the tour route. The Primarchs were off from Nova that day, and they weren't letting the Emperor out of their sight when the could avoid it. They had to when the went to Nova, but otherwise they congregated around the Emperor. Horus said it was a form of payback for him leaving them alone for three days while he dealt with the forgeworlds. The Emperor decided to turn it into more...

The kids of Nova took the game of dodgeball very seriously. No one more so than Angron though. It was a unanimous favorite, even with Primarchs involved. It was the most requested gym activity. The rules were no head shots, and only legs below the waist. Arms and torsos were fair game. The Primarchs had their own special rules they had to follow depending on the variety of dodgeball that they were playing. The universal rule was that they had to keep their throws to the same level as the normal students. In normal dodgeball the Primarchs could only bring each other back in for catching a ball, unless they were the last of the team. Prisoner dodgeball and Medicae dodgeball had this altered so that the Primarchs couldn't be the ones getting teammates back in the game at all. Part of that with Medicae dodgeball was that the normal children couldn't shield a Primarch as medicae effectively. Vulkan's interactions with dodgeball were more mixed than his brothers. He was signi...

The Primarchs were bored. The Emperor had been called in to settle a debate between three forge worlds, and the debate was going on longer than anticipated. Valdor was coming to relieve Malcador of the Primarchs. Unfortunately for Malcador, it meant that he had to babysit the rest of the Imperium. "How are they?" Valdor asked Malcador as they paused in the doorway. "Bored," Malcador said. "Not much has happened since you all came back from Extinction Park." "I can believe that they aren't too happy with that," Valdor said. Malcador nodded and then departed. Valdor entered with caution. Bored Primarchs were always problematic. It was boredom that had caused the drinking contest between Leman and Mortarion that resulted in Valdor being bitten by Leman. The Emperor had in fact removed all the alcohol from the residence after that. "Hello, Primarchs," Valdor said, they all looked up at him, most nodded, though there were some sm...

"I think this would be a great test of our park, Holy One," the man said to the Emperor. He was very insistent that the Emperor bring the Primarchs out to a new experience park that he had created. The park was featuring extinct animals that they had brought back through strange technologies. The Mechanicum was very displeased with the formation of the park, which was part of why the Emperor was talking to the man in the first place. The Emperor didn't particularly like the idea of taking the Primarchs to this park. It smacked of Jurassic Park . He had shown the movie to the Primarchs, and Magnus had gone looking for the book as soon as he learned that the movie was based on a book. "I do not intend to bring my sons to your park," the Emperor said. This seemed to make the man only more determined. "How about you bring your sons and if they like it I can open the park to the public?" the man asked. "I'm sure that the Lord Primarchs are mo...